Ad Hock
Unplanned schmoozing during some planned event
Baal Zoomcha
Host of live, virtual simcha event, typically on Zoom
Blow one's own Shofar
To talk about oneself's spiritual achievements in a gaavidike way
Bowl of Cholent
expression used to describe something you like, something you are good at or something you enjoy doing.
Chedva
That friend's mother who cut up apples for shabbos party
Chutznyc
A polite, civilized mentsch who does not reside in the greater New York City region
Clichéni
An expression that is close to one that is wildly overused, but modified slightly so that it is still socially acceptable
Dead Goyim Leg
Very painful move in Krav Maga
Fractivist
When frum people become activists.
Free Range Bochur
A young unmarried yeshiva student who is given privleges that allow him to learn whatever he wants, unrestricted by what the rest of the yeshiva is presently learning.
Frexit
When you Freg a Shailah to a Rov but then back out because you found a different Rov who is more Meikel.
Frexting
When you Freg your Rav a Shaalah via text.
Fringeworthy
An upper body garment with four corners
Frumaga
A hardcore Trump fan who is frum
Geht
A more distinguishable English spelling for a Jewish divorce document
HAM
An acronym for "Hock Around and be Mevarer", a yeshivishe phrase used to convey the idea that if someone acts like a shaygetz, they will eventually get a potch.
Hard to Geht
When a husband makes it difficult for his wiife to get a divorce
Icicle
Slang for Jewish Canadian grandchild
Juition
Fee for acquiring traditional Jewish education
Kvitch
To complain, in a style popular among Jewish women
Machsom L'pee
Yeshivishe term for diaper
Maskan
Askan who enforces the wearing of masks in an area (shuls, parks, supermarkets, etc)
Noncholent
When you are casually led to believe that a kiddush will have cholent, but it actually only has cake and some herring if you are lucky
Oisgezoomt
A symptom of overall Zoom fatigue and a general restlessness with the current state of schooling, simchas and dinners
Parvetarian
Eats only pareve foods
Perfectenschlug
1. A flawless swinging of a chicken around one's head 2. A direct contradiction that undoes some statement or opinion issued by a Rabbi
Schlepp Nachas
When your child makes you proud to unhealthy levels
Shvimclydesdale
A potential brand of tznius swimsuits for plus size frum women
Shvuger from another Shviger
Term of endearment for a friend who feels like someone whose family you married into. A term of endearment
Tarzanuss
A singing style employed by some chazzanim, that strongly resembles the yell Tarzan makes as he beats his chest and swings on the vines
Trans-observant
modern socially acceptable way of describing what used to be called "Off the Derech"
Two-Party System
The practice of throwing two celebration events (a L'Chaim and a Wedding) for a new couple, as opposed to three or more
Tzadik Pik
A type of photo that eligible Orthodox Jewish single young men send to matchmakers depicting themselves studying ancient texts, in an effort to impress a potential mate
Yidiot
A person who uses their alleged Jewish identity to spew idiotic opinions about the Jewish people and issues that affect Jews in the world
Ziontist
An Israeli nerd. He or she likely has a degree in math, science, engineering and pronounces the "ch" in technology as the Hebrew letter "chet"
Zoomcha
An event where a considerable amount of the attendants are watching remotely, often glitchy and with all the great aunts' microphones on the whole time