Ad Hock

Unplanned schmoozing during some planned event

Baal Zoomcha

Host of live, virtual simcha event, typically on Zoom

Blow one's own Shofar

To talk about oneself's spiritual achievements in a gaavidike way

Bowl of Cholent

expression used to describe something you like, something you are good at or something you enjoy doing.

Chedva

That friend's mother who cut up apples for shabbos party

Chutznyc

A polite, civilized mentsch who does not reside in the greater New York City region

Clichéni

An expression that is close to one that is wildly overused, but modified slightly so that it is still socially acceptable

Dead Goyim Leg

Very painful move in Krav Maga

Fractivist

When frum people become activists.

Free Range Bochur

A young unmarried yeshiva student who is given privleges that allow him to learn whatever he wants, unrestricted by what the rest of the yeshiva is presently learning.

Frexit

When you Freg a Shailah to a Rov but then back out because you found a different Rov who is more Meikel.

Frexting

When you Freg your Rav a Shaalah via text.

Fringeworthy

An upper body garment with four corners

Frumaga

A hardcore Trump fan who is frum

Geht

A more distinguishable English spelling for a Jewish divorce document

HAM

An acronym for "Hock Around and be Mevarer", a yeshivishe phrase used to convey the idea that if someone acts like a shaygetz, they will eventually get a potch.

Hard to Geht

When a husband makes it difficult for his wiife to get a divorce

Icicle

Slang for Jewish Canadian grandchild

Juition

Fee for acquiring traditional Jewish education

Kvitch

To complain, in a style popular among Jewish women

Machsom L'pee

Yeshivishe term for diaper

Maskan

Askan who enforces the wearing of masks in an area (shuls, parks, supermarkets, etc)

Noncholent

When you are casually led to believe that a kiddush will have cholent, but it actually only has cake and some herring if you are lucky

Oisgezoomt

A symptom of overall Zoom fatigue and a general restlessness with the current state of schooling, simchas and dinners

Parvetarian

Eats only pareve foods

Perfectenschlug

1. A flawless swinging of a chicken around one's head 2. A direct contradiction that undoes some statement or opinion issued by a Rabbi

Schlepp Nachas

When your child makes you proud to unhealthy levels

Shvimclydesdale

A potential brand of tznius swimsuits for plus size frum women

Shvuger from another Shviger

Term of endearment for a friend who feels like someone whose family you married into. A term of endearment

Tarzanuss

A singing style employed by some chazzanim, that strongly resembles the yell Tarzan makes as he beats his chest and swings on the vines

Trans-observant

modern socially acceptable way of describing what used to be called "Off the Derech"

Two-Party System

The practice of throwing two celebration events (a L'Chaim and a Wedding) for a new couple, as opposed to three or more

Tzadik Pik

A type of photo that eligible Orthodox Jewish single young men send to matchmakers depicting themselves studying ancient texts, in an effort to impress a potential mate

Yidiot

A person who uses their alleged Jewish identity to spew idiotic opinions about the Jewish people and issues that affect Jews in the world

Ziontist

An Israeli nerd. He or she likely has a degree in math, science, engineering and pronounces the "ch" in technology as the Hebrew letter "chet"

Zoomcha

An event where a considerable amount of the attendants are watching remotely, often glitchy and with all the great aunts' microphones on the whole time